After Issuing Warning on Dangers of Raw Dough, CDC Recommends Canceling Christmas

Have you heard? There’s urgent news from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

With most of the country in the throes of holiday preparation, the CDC, where Ebenezer Scrooge was recently appointed director, issued an important reminder over the weekend: “Say No to Raw Dough!”

“Eating or tasting unbaked products that are intended to be cooked, such as dough or batter, can make you sick,” the CDC tells us.

What’s to be done? Thankfully the media director of the CDC, known to some as the Grinch who stole Christmas, suggested some helpful tips.

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